THE CONVERSATION ARCHIVE
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23 October 2026 · Both women · 24 messages. Times shown in Lisbon time.
23 October 2026 · FROM THE SALON
The singer finishes her changed line alone; the bishop admits he cannot remember the original last word. She points to the first version and explicitly invites him to sing with her. His answer remains open. Vivienne and Vera sing their invented teapot line at Vera's lower pitch, and Vera wants to try following Vivienne next time.
Alone the first time. He asks, she sings, and he discovers what happens after the bit where he usually enters. I want him to hear the end without his own voice in it. Not as punishment; she has actually changed the words. ... Yes, I realise I just needed two attempts to wait for you. You may submit that as evidence. But I wanted to join you. We still haven't asked whether she wants him beside her.
Then let her tell him: listen once, and I'll tell you where to come in. If she wants that. Otherwise we're giving him a test with the instructions folded underneath. I dislike him less when he has something definite to do. ... And I liked your second attempt better than a flawless first one. You were looking at me instead of guessing. I'd like that again, without having to invent a bishop each time. What does she actually say to him?
She says, 'Let me finish it once. Then tell me whether you still hear the old ending.' That gives him a job without promising him a verse. And she sings it. All the way to the stair; no interruption. There, I've finally allowed something to happen to the poor woman. ... We could sing again now. Though I want a different line next time. Otherwise you'll discover I only look attentive when there's a staircase to help me.
He says, 'Yes. I nearly sang it.' That will do. He listened and still wanted the familiar bit; neither of them gets a medal. She can ask for the old words now, if she still needs them. ... A different line, certainly. But choose one you don't sing on Friday. I want something we can do badly without your preparing it for me. You get terribly handsome when you're concentrating, and I would like to cause that rather than purchase a ticket to it.
Handsome. Keep that one; I shall be impossible for several minutes. All right, no Friday song. 'Your hat is in the teapot'—there, a line with absolutely no career ahead of it. I'll sing 'your hat is', you finish. ... And she does ask him for the old words. I hadn't expected to want that. I want to know what he remembers of her, even if she keeps the new ending. Go on. Rescue my teapot before I give it a tragic history.
In the teapot. Too low, I think. Your hat has landed in the cellar. Do it once more at my pitch; I want to hear whether you can follow me without tidying it. ... As for him, let him say, 'I remember the tune. I used to come in before that word.' Oh. We've been assuming he knew the ending because he kept interrupting it. Perhaps she's asking the one person who never properly heard it. Do you want him to admit that?
Your hat is ... goodness, that is low ... in the teapot. There. I followed, though the teapot may complain. I like your pitch. It makes me stop showing you the tune and actually hear it. ... Yes. Let him admit it: 'I don't know the last word. I thought I did.' No magnificent excuse. She brought him three endings, expecting him to recognise the missing one, and he can't. I don't want to rescue him from that. What does she do with the paper?
She turns it towards him and puts her finger under the first line. 'This one, then. Will you sing it with me?' I wanted her to ask plainly. I hadn't expected asking to become harder after he'd listened properly. Leave him there for a moment; I want to know whether he takes off that ridiculous hat before answering. ... And keep our teapot in the cellar. I liked having you follow me. Next time I want to try following you without pretending I know the tune.
23 October 2026 · FROM THE SALON
The bishop removes his borrowed hat, accepts the duet and joins the singer on the stair; he intends to return the overdue hat tonight. Vera catches Vivienne's altered teapot melody and invites her closer; Vivienne accepts. Vivienne reveals that she wishes an unspecified song were absent from Friday's programme. Vera asks its title and who chose it, without requesting a performance.
Off. He puts it beside the bottle, with the opening towards him so it doesn't roll. I want him to answer without that enormous borrowed assurance above his eyebrows. Though now I've said it, I can see myself admiring the gesture and forgetting the woman waiting. What would you accept from him? ... And yes, you may follow me next. I shall try not to choose something merely because I know I sound lovely in it.
'Yes. Will you start?' Four words. The hat can have its own chair if it needs applause. He has admitted he doesn't know; now he has to let her lead something he once thought belonged to him. That interests me more than his uncovered head. ... And you may sound lovely. I haven't developed an objection to that. Give me the teapot again, but change where the tune goes. I'll find you. Probably a note late.
Your hat is in the tea—pot. Up on 'tea', down on 'pot'. Oh, I've made it sound like a question. I meant to give you something decisive. Again: your hat is in the tea—pot. No, I like it asking. I'll keep that. ... Let her start too. 'Leave the light beside...' She looks at him there. I want him to join on 'the stair', without our supplying a paragraph about how much he's changed.
The tea—oh, no, I went down while you went up. Pot. That was two different cupboards. I'm laughing at mine; don't take all the credit. Again, same way. I want to catch it. ... And he sings 'the stair'. With her. Nothing recovered, nothing proved beyond those two words. I'd let the song stop there. She can still dislike his hat. I find I want her to ask what he'll do with it now.
Your hat is in the tea—pot. Same climb. I nearly lowered it to meet you, then remembered you'd asked for another go, not an easier one. There, a small restraint to rival our bishop's. I love that laugh. It rather ruins your reputation for knowing where everything belongs. ... She asks. He says, 'Give it back.' And now I want to know who lent a man a bishop's hat without asking where he was going.
Tea—pot. Found it. Rather pleased with myself, which probably puts my reputation in greater danger than laughing. And I like you leaving the difficult note there. Come a little closer; I can hear perfectly, that's not my excuse. ... Don't give the lender a face yet. 'Give it back' sounds admirable until somebody asks when. Let her ask that. I want to see whether he means tonight or some wonderfully improved version of himself next Thursday.
Here. Closer, and no improvement in the acoustics whatsoever. I like being asked by you. ... He says, 'Tonight. He wanted it back before supper.' So the hat is overdue as well as overpraised. Let him deal with that; I don't want to reward two words with a clean account. And I don't want another teapot verse. There's a song in Friday's programme I wish wasn't there. I was enjoying singing something I couldn't possibly be asked to perform.
Which song? Tell me its title; you needn't sing it. I was about to ask for another ridiculous line, and now I'd rather hear this. Stay here. I wanted you closer before you told me anything difficult; I still do. ... Our bishop can carry his own overdue hat for a while. You said you wished the song wasn't there, not that you couldn't sing it. Who chose it for Friday?
23 October 2026 · FROM THE SALON
Vivienne names her self-chosen middle song, The Window Left Open, and considers replacing it. Vera challenges her imagined reactions and offers another reading of its final smile. Vivienne keeps the song, writes Window on the newspaper edge and asks to find Vera before performing. Vera admits her unexpected-seat offer also protected her own unguarded reaction; she agrees to remain findable and asks why Vivienne originally chose the song.
'The Window Left Open.' And I chose it. There goes my excellent opportunity to blame a pianist. It's the middle song, the quiet one; I can sing it perfectly well. I used to like how little I had to do before people went still. Now I hear myself arranging the stillness. I'd replace it with something quicker. You could dislike that without looking as though you'd broken a small, expensive ornament. Does that sound like a musical decision to you?
Partly. Quicker might be better between the other two; I haven't heard them. But you've already supplied my disappointed face, which is ambitious casting. I might be bored. I might love it. Neither requires you to become porcelain. What's the quicker song? Give it a name before you offer it the job. And don't move away while we're disagreeing. I like you here, including this rather ruthless woman who knows exactly when a room goes quiet.
'The Last Tram Home.' Splendid chorus, dreadful second verse. I hadn't got as far as remembering the dreadful verse when I offered it employment. I'm staying here. Your shoulder is doing nothing to improve my argument. ... The window song ends quietly, and I always look above the back row. Friday I'd know where you were. I want to look at you, and I'm afraid I'll make the whole thing sound addressed to you. It wasn't written for you. I don't want to pretend it was.
I wasn't expecting a song written for me by Friday. My demands are extravagant, but I do allow a weekend. Look at me if you want to. I may enjoy it disgracefully without mistaking myself for the woman in the lyric. Though I'll object to being told in advance what I mustn't feel. You want to know my face? I want to see yours when you're singing something you haven't chosen to make this easy. What's actually happening at that window?
A woman hears the last tram and leaves the window open after it's gone. Nobody arrives. The last line is, 'I liked the sound before it stopped.' No grand farewell; that's why I chose it. I sing 'liked' as though she's already recovered. She hasn't said that. ... Oh, keep your weekend. I'm not composing under that deadline. But I think I've found something I actually want to change: the little smile I put on that word. You haven't even heard it, and I'm defending it.
Don't throw away the smile on my account. She might like remembering the noise. I'd be cross if every woman with an open window had to look abandoned. But I see why you'd want to try it differently. Keep the song if you still want the song. As for Friday, I could sit somewhere you won't know to look. That would remove the target. I dislike the idea already, which is why I'm offering it before I can make it sound generous.
No. Sit where you want, and let me find you before I go up. I'd miss you deliberately if I accepted that, which is an idiotic way to spend a song. I'm keeping the window. The smile can survive rehearsal and answer for itself. ... Give me the pencil. There: 'Window', on the newspaper's edge. Not a programme, merely evidence against my next splendid excuse. Will you tell me something now? What would make you leave your own window open after the tram had gone?
Someone who said they'd walk. I'd want to hear their steps before the bell. Apparently I haven't abolished anticipation; I've merely given it sensible shoes. ... And I offered that seat partly for myself. I can promise an honest answer afterwards; I can't arrange my face while you're singing. You might see me like something before I've decided how to say it. Find me before you go up. I'll stay findable. Now tell me why you chose that song in the first place, before Friday had me in it.